What's Wrong with Hilary?

Nobody should read this, but if you do read this: You don't have to call anyone. Life can be a nightmare and also fine.

I’m committing suicide by being reckless and irresponsible. It's taking forever.

Actually, I've been doing this since 2015, so please relax. You don't have to call anyone. Life can be a nightmare and also fine.

There is nothing you really need to know about me because I'm just another person on the internet, except I'm funny.

I moved to Las Vegas in 2006 and started working in a shitty dive bar on Fremont Street. Things went downhill from there, at least as far as blog content is concerned.

I hate daylight savings time, American gummy bears piss me off and I'm a pretty avid scuba diver. If given enough tequila, I turn into Stephanie and may deliver a full blown history lecture on the Spanish Conquest. I have a bachelors degree in Latin American Studies. Honestly, that's the only thing I've used my degree for.

I'm just using this site to write my nonsense. I like to write weird out of office messages, travel places I'm told not to go, and send weird postcards.