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Photo of me, the author of this post repelling down a waterfall on top of a volcano and trying to look less fat..

Disruptive Correspondence

Lost my Enso Ring in Costa Rica, Waterfall Repelling on a Volcano

Told my boss I’d be out of town working remote for personal reasons. (I personally would like to be in Costa Rica.)

image of a small red dart frog taken in Costa Rica

Dying Cool with Scuba and Murder Frogs

I want to die cool and Scuba is just drowning with extra steps. Not legendary enough.

The painting I had commissioned of us on a boat. We also wore this for our first class flights.

Globally Inappropriate

First Class is the Heroin of the Sky

Flying first class one time is more addictive than heroin. Change my mind.

drunk selfie with a friend

Sing me a Song of Stephanie: The Lore of a Cooler Me

If you don't have a drunk alter ego with a totally different name, I can't party with you.

A painting of a flock of birds pooping on the White House

Globally Inappropriate

Hold Me in Contempt: A Deep Dive Into Legal Nonsense

Attornify this whenever you have time for my fuckery.

A sign we hung on the murder mansion that says "Happy Birthdhay"

Globally Inappropriate

Hot Men, Burnt Feet and No Panties in Sint Maarten

Just your average Caribbean boat day with a side of thirst and scandal.

Image of the pool and ocean from our Sint Maarten murder/party mansion. How did she escape?

Globally Inappropriate

Murder Mystery Party in Sint Maarten

A Real Life Game of Birthday Clue, but everyone knew who the murder was.

The roses and chocolate they left for my boyfriend as an apology for the toilet trials that I endured.

Globally Inappropriate

Public Enemy Number Two

A story of shame, seduction and rings around the toilet.

Crocs are the official shoe of scuba diving. Like, for real I'm not even joking. I own 4 pairs. Such an ugly sport

Postcard: Croc Edition

Sent from Cozumel

A menacing crocodile in a cenote

Diving with a Crocodile in a Cenote

I cannonball on top of a crocodile and get pulled over by the Mexican police.

During a night dive you can't see anything the flashlight doesn't touch. This isn't even a night dive.

The Black Water Dive that was Just a Night Dive

A full contact trust fall into the void.

Cozumel as seen from my resort.

Globally Inappropriate

Drunk Before Landing, First Class & No Class

In Cozumel I was blackout drunk instead of just drunk.

Go Diving: Worst Case Scenario a shark kills you

Postcard: Dive Edition

Sent from Las Vegas

Diver floating through a dark cavern in a beam of light.

Out of the Office, Out of my Mind

OOTO - Aquatic Horror Edition

Because therapy is expensive and the ocean is free.

how to drink tequila on an island

How to Drink Tequila on an Island

You can't find tequila on a Caribbean island but you can still get punched in the liver in paradise.

Postcard: Statue Edition

Postcard: Statue Edition

Sent from Grand Cayman

Photo of a snake that says "emotional support snake. he is getting on this airplane!

Postcard: Snake Edition

Sent from Las Vegas

Photo of a volcano in La Fortuna, Costa Rica

Postcard: Volcano Edition

Sent from La Fortuna, Costa Rica

Image of the roommate ad I posted to craigslist.

How Not to Find a Roommate in Las Vegas

Can you believe that posting this on Craigslist didn't work? Only weirdos responded.