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It's just me, traveling the world, getting super drunk and being unimpressed the whole time. I'm hoping to get a whole album of me standing in front of all the wonders of the world just looking annoyed or humping a statue or something. I might be a disappointment but so it the entire world.
The painting I had commissioned of us on a boat. We also wore this for our first class flights.
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First Class is the Heroin of the Sky

Flying first class one time is more addictive than heroin. Change my mind.
20 Aug 2025 4 min read
A painting of a flock of birds pooping on the White House
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Hold Me in Contempt: A Deep Dive Into Legal Nonsense

Attornify this whenever you have time for my fuckery.
05 Aug 2025 6 min read
A sign we hung on the murder mansion that says "Happy Birthdhay"
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Hot Men, Burnt Feet and No Panties in Sint Maarten

Just your average Caribbean boat day with a side of thirst and scandal.
31 Jul 2025 4 min read
Image of the pool and ocean from our Sint Maarten murder/party mansion. How did she escape?
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Murder Mystery Party in Sint Maarten

A Real Life Game of Birthday Clue, but everyone knew who the murder was.
28 Jul 2025 5 min read
The roses and chocolate they left for my boyfriend as an apology for the toilet trials that I endured.
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Public Enemy Number Two

A story of shame, seduction and rings around the toilet.
22 Jul 2025 6 min read
Cozumel as seen from my resort.
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Drunk Before Landing, First Class & No Class

In Cozumel I was blackout drunk instead of just drunk.
09 Jul 2025 2 min read
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