Postcard: Snake Edition

In case of the apocalypse I want to die awesome so I’m considering a Cleopatra Death. I’ve run into a lot of problems trying to acquire a cobra.

First off, the snake keeps dying while in transit. Also Cleopatra’s death led to a pretty substantial crackdown on venom possession. So once you get your cobra and figure out how to milk it, then you must refrigerate the venom.

Yes, you have to refrigerate snake venom, I actually googled that. I can’t rely on refrigeration during the apocalypse! WTF am I supposed to do? Get a generator? I’m not rich like Cleopatra! Now I need a new plan FML.