Globally Inappropriate First Class is the Heroin of the Sky Flying first class one time is more addictive than heroin. Change my mind.
Las Vegas Sing me a Song of Stephanie: The Lore of a Cooler Me If you don't have a drunk alter ego with a totally different name, I can't party with you.
Globally Inappropriate Hold Me in Contempt: A Deep Dive Into Legal Nonsense Attornify this whenever you have time for my fuckery.
Globally Inappropriate Hot Men, Burnt Feet and No Panties in Sint Maarten Just your average Caribbean boat day with a side of thirst and scandal.
Globally Inappropriate Murder Mystery Party in Sint Maarten A Real Life Game of Birthday Clue, but everyone knew who the murder was.
Globally Inappropriate Public Enemy Number Two A story of shame, seduction and rings around the toilet.
Scuba Diving Diving with a Crocodile in a Cenote I cannonball on top of a crocodile and get pulled over by the Mexican police.
Scuba Diving The Black Water Dive that was Just a Night Dive A full contact trust fall into the void.
Globally Inappropriate Drunk Before Landing, First Class & No Class In Cozumel I was blackout drunk instead of just drunk.
Out of the Office, Out of my Mind OOTO - Aquatic Horror Edition Because therapy is expensive and the ocean is free.
Bad Trip Tips How to Drink Tequila on an Island You can't find tequila on a Caribbean island but you can still get punched in the liver in paradise.
Las Vegas How Not to Find a Roommate in Las Vegas Can you believe that posting this on Craigslist didn't work? Only weirdos responded.
